10. You have to warn someone that wants to get into your car's glove compartment, "Sure, just dig through all the diapers stored in there."
9. You are humiliated and want to disappear into thin air when the sales girls at Express are talking about a woman and say, "How old is she? 33. Oh, so she's old." You hope they don't look at you and notice you are just about "THAT old too!" You realize maybe you are too old to be shopping at Express.
8. You find yourself listening to AND singing along to your baby's CD in the car....and she's not with you!
7. You realize your purse weighs about 10 pounds because it's filled with a sippy cup, 2 snackpacks, 2 pacifiers, wetwipes, a book, and toy keys that continuouls make a honking and engine sound when bumped. No wonder it takes 5 minutes to find your wallet or lipstick!
6. You realize your once spotless, organized house has turned into an obstacle course of toys AND you're so tired you don't care!
5. You realize your baby's wardrobe is BY FAR nicer than your closet full of clothes from 2 years ago (pre-maternity).
4. You realize that the "cute" shirt you are wearing is, in fact, a maternity shirt!
3. Your sexy thong has been replaced with a must-have girdle for your weekend, wedding getaway.
2. You are amazed with your ability to drive one handed because you are searching AND find either a pacifier, sippy, or toy for your child with your other hand.
1. An exciting night consists of ONE glass of wine, your favorite tv show, and in bed by nine!
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