Wanted: Housekeeper/Personal Trainer

I had 2 revelations today.

1.) I need a housekeeper. I know, I'm a stay at home mom. Why can't I clean my own house? I can. I don't want to. With Mya now being a crazy crawler, she is into EVERYTHING!!!! She is into a drawer, closet, cabinet, laundry basket, or bag pulling EVERYTHING out before I can finish putting everything away from her previous adventure. I feel like I am constantly picking up after the little tornado. I am so pooped from picking up that I have no energy to actually "deep clean" anything. Let alone do the laundry or dishes!

2.) I need a personal trainer. I know, I am a stay at home mom. Why can't I get on the stupid eliptical that is collecting dust in my bedroom while Mya naps? I can. I don't want to. All it takes is trying on dresses and then seeing yourself in some photos. UGH! I am ashamed of myself. How did this happen? I am sure having a baby didn't help. However, I can no longer use that as an excuse. I see other moms and they have lost the weight. Girl...GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR!!!!